It's Only Been A...

Decade, but a Pope has apologized ONCE (but just for that far off continent of Australia) for all the priest fuckin'. While he was just one of the Pope John Paul's henchmen, I'm sure he spent every waking hour (while Paul spent every "shaking" hour) finding ways to bribe, lie, cheat, and discredit every victim who came forward.

Christian Religion At It's Finest.

Also Filed Under "Religion At It's Finest", What Priest/Preacher, who operates in Bellaire, Ohio, recently went on a cruise with his wife and allegedly told her that he wanted a divorce, and he has been "seeing" the CHURCH SECRET-ARY? HINT: he married a B-Town Boy.

I leave you all with a quote from Penn & Teller's Showtime show "Bullshit". It exemplifies the very nature of RELIGIOUS BELIEF.

Quoting Penn Gillette, "But believing something sincerely, without finding out if it is true, is actually a little worse than lying. It shits on the very idea of TRUTH. To lie, you have to understand how to find out the truth, and then choose to fake it. To be sincere, you don't have to know anything. You just say whatever makes you feel good, and spin in smug circles in your tiny, fucked up little head. Happy as long as you're true to yourself. In other words, sincerity is BULLSHIT."